I went out to the store tonight, looking rough, and I saw someone I know but haven’t spoken to in about a year. She just walked by. I don’t think she saw me. Or did she? Maybe she was doing that “let’s mutually agree to pretend we don’t see each other” thing because I looked crappy and she felt bad for me. Or she never liked me much anyway and is just tired of faking it. I don’t know the rules of life and people. I just kept shopping for wine and tampons.

Watching “Bullet in a Bible”

Go ahead and judge me, but “Good Riddance” still gives me goosebumps. 

So I heard coconut water was really good for me and I should try it. Yeah, it  tastes like ass. I’m so glad I paid $3.00 for fucking ass water with orange. I’m sticking with plain old water water from now on, thank you very much!

So I heard coconut water was really good for me and I should try it. Yeah, it  tastes like ass. I’m so glad I paid $3.00 for fucking ass water with orange. I’m sticking with plain old water water from now on, thank you very much!

TBT. Me 2 years ago? Three? I don’t remember. Whenever I was blonde.
Today we had a farewell gathering at work for a lady who’s retiring. She is one of my favorite people there and I’ll miss her. Why does it seem like the cool people always leave, but assholes hang around forever?
Last night I dreamed that I was naked in the audience of the Ellen Show. I was so nervous about the dance segment because I would have to stand up and everyone would see my nakedness. Then Zak Bagans from Ghost Adventures came running up the aisle and handed me a bird cage full of rats. I woke up rubbing my forearms because I could still feel them biting me.
Wow. Why.

TBT. Me 2 years ago? Three? I don’t remember. Whenever I was blonde.

Today we had a farewell gathering at work for a lady who’s retiring. She is one of my favorite people there and I’ll miss her. Why does it seem like the cool people always leave, but assholes hang around forever?

Last night I dreamed that I was naked in the audience of the Ellen Show. I was so nervous about the dance segment because I would have to stand up and everyone would see my nakedness. Then Zak Bagans from Ghost Adventures came running up the aisle and handed me a bird cage full of rats. I woke up rubbing my forearms because I could still feel them biting me.

Wow. Why.

Still missing.
Lots of missing cats around here. It’s like the cat rapture. The Capture.

Still missing.

Lots of missing cats around here. It’s like the cat rapture. The Capture.

southparkdigital:

SUCK MY BALLS, KYLE!!!
I’m trying so hard to be good and then this happens. It’s just too good a deal to pass up! But if I buy them, I’ll eat them. Real strugs.

I’m trying so hard to be good and then this happens. It’s just too good a deal to pass up! But if I buy them, I’ll eat them. Real strugs.

1. Yesterday was my husband’s birthday so it was a day filled with doing whatever he wanted to do, waiting on him, letting him pick the restaurants, etc.  So basically it was a totally normal day except with blow jobs.
2. I’m numbering these for no reason.
3. I keep getting the same “Here’s a Blog” people on my dash. Like the same two people. Go away, same two people. I’m sure you’re lovely but I’m creeped out now.
4. Purse mayonnaise!
5. “Lucy” looks like the dumbest movie ever. That 10% of your brain thing isn’t even true. 

1. Yesterday was my husband’s birthday so it was a day filled with doing whatever he wanted to do, waiting on him, letting him pick the restaurants, etc.  So basically it was a totally normal day except with blow jobs.

2. I’m numbering these for no reason.

3. I keep getting the same “Here’s a Blog” people on my dash. Like the same two people. Go away, same two people. I’m sure you’re lovely but I’m creeped out now.

4. Purse mayonnaise!

5. “Lucy” looks like the dumbest movie ever. That 10% of your brain thing isn’t even true. 

Let there be peace on earth.

Why do we only say this in December? We need it now!

Sigh. I wish I was where ever this is.

Sigh. I wish I was where ever this is.

(via fashionfever)