Hey, lady at work who keeps doing my job. Stop it. You’re my back-up only. It’s MY job. I know you think you’re helping me but stay in your own lane.
I’m considering planting potatoes in buckets. I may be slightly insane.
I find the dance segment on Ellen so awkward I can’t watch it.
My birthday falls on Easter this year. Sigh. Another year gone by and I still haven’t achieved my goal of being queen of the Tokyo underworld.
Omg I have more pajama pants than regular pants.